It happened at Boobalicious, a fundraiser for breast cancer. I am not really a social butterfly these days, but my friend Christina had won a couple of tickets and offered to take me so I thought to myself why the hell not?

I am not sure about the fundraising side of thing, this was kind of confusing to me… was it for research? For awareness? For boobs liberation? That aside, it was a pretty beautiful party that involved trapeze artists, trampolines, drag queens, fake drag queens (girls dressed as drag queens…I know, right?), topless women, boobs artists, fashion show and stage performances.

So the heart attack moment happened when I saw my yoga teacher Jesse take over the stage, feathers on and put on a rock show like I have never seen before in my life! Looking back I should have known… though Jesse is very serious about us getting the poses right and obviously he sounds like he knows what he is talking about (especially when he turns up in class with a miniature skeleton), his classes are hilarious. He certainly knows what entertainment is all about! I know it’s silly but I always imagine my yoga teachers having a pretty serious life outside of the studio…

Christina and I went to chat with him and the rest of the Scatterheart dudes after their first act and found out that they were playing at The Venue on Dec. 3rd. Needless to say I already bought tickets!

Having nothing better to do yesterday, I found myself checking out the video for Shakira’s new single “She Wolf”. I’m only aware of it because I watch French television on my laptop and it seems as though French people are the only ones left to have any sort of interest in Shakira anymore, aside from Colombians (I hope).

Shakira, you used to be some sort of South American pop icon, with your very own and unique style. So what happened to you? From afar you look like Beyonce, from behind you look like Britney, when you throw your leg around you look like Madonna, you look skinny and muscly, your hair could be featured in a L’Oreal advert and you sing over disco music. What happened to this?